Sunday, September 22, 2013
Bad movie reviews - Blue Velvet
So I recently watched Blue Velvet at the urging of a friend by the name of Jimmy. A classic from 1986, when men were men, women were women, and I was 2.
It was pretty sweet, pretty strange, and had a pretty lady who didn't always have clothes on (Isabella Rossellini). According to my friend, I'm apparently supposed to be Jeffrey, which is all sorts of disturbing. But it could be worse, he has a good heart, a head on his shoulders, and a sense of adventure. Something to shoot for, though I'm not sure getting intimate with young ladies and older ladies at the same time is a good life plan.
Next up - Eraserhead.
It was pretty sweet, pretty strange, and had a pretty lady who didn't always have clothes on (Isabella Rossellini). According to my friend, I'm apparently supposed to be Jeffrey, which is all sorts of disturbing. But it could be worse, he has a good heart, a head on his shoulders, and a sense of adventure. Something to shoot for, though I'm not sure getting intimate with young ladies and older ladies at the same time is a good life plan.
Next up - Eraserhead.
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