Tuesday, May 30, 2006
ome people are worried that amnesty will give illegal aliens the same rights that American citizens have. In reality, it will give the illegals more rights than the average American citizen.
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If an American citizen forges a Social Security card in order to get a job, he can be arrested. Under a provision recently passed by the Senate, illegal aliens who forged Social Security cards not only get a pass, they get to collect Social Security benefits.
Now that's kind of strange . . . Maybe I should renounce my citizenship and keep living here. I might get a better deal on grad school.