Wednesday, August 17, 2005
OverheardinNewYork.com
Funny, but true:
Hobo: What the f***? Why's the train so crowded? Used ta be between 9 and 5 the train'd be empty. Don't anybody f***ing have a job anymore?
--N train
Girl: That's weird. I'm on the subway and my cell phone rang.
Guy: We're on the bridge.
Girl: Oh sh**! I was supposed to get off at Canal Street!
--Q train
Arnie Kriss: Vote Arnie Kriss for District Attorney.
Hobo: This man would not buy me a cup of coffee.
Arnie Kriss: Arnie Kriss for DA!
Hobo: This man would not buy a cup of coffee.
Arnie Kriss: Vote Kriss for DA.
Hobo: This man would not buy a cup of coffee.
--Bergen Street station
Hobo: What the f***? Why's the train so crowded? Used ta be between 9 and 5 the train'd be empty. Don't anybody f***ing have a job anymore?
--N train
Girl: That's weird. I'm on the subway and my cell phone rang.
Guy: We're on the bridge.
Girl: Oh sh**! I was supposed to get off at Canal Street!
--Q train
Arnie Kriss: Vote Arnie Kriss for District Attorney.
Hobo: This man would not buy me a cup of coffee.
Arnie Kriss: Arnie Kriss for DA!
Hobo: This man would not buy a cup of coffee.
Arnie Kriss: Vote Kriss for DA.
Hobo: This man would not buy a cup of coffee.
--Bergen Street station
