Saturday, October 30, 2004

What a classic

Elaine Dickinson:
Would you like something to read?
Woman:
Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson:
Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

Capt. Rex Kramer:
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.

Dr. Rumack:
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson:
A hospital--what is it?
Dr. Rumack:
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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