Wednesday, September 15, 2004

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Message: 18
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 07:23:20 -0000
From: "seekingchai"
Subject: Shana Tova

Shana tova...

To modern, ultra & just plain Orthodox Jews, Charedi Jews,
Misnagdim, Conservative, Conservadox, Reform & ConForm Jews,
Gartel Jews, non-Gartel Jews, Jews with sheitels & without,
Tichel Jews, Sheitel, tichel & hat Jews, converted Jews,
adult & child Jews, Frum from birth Jews, Baalei Teshuva,
Satmar, Agudah, black hat, kipa s'ruga, Mir, Munkacs, Belz,
Beta Yisrael, Bobov, Chaim Berlin, Y.U. Jews, payos in front of
the ear Jews, payos in back of the ear Jews, kipa only in shul/
hat in shul/ no shul at all Jews, Mizrachi Jews, Jews by choice,
Bathrobe on Friday night Jews, Likud Jews, Labor Jews,
Meimad Jews, Ten Lost Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews,
Black Jews, White Jews, 3-day-a-year Jews, Rav Nachman Jews,
Rav Shlomo Jews, Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim, Telz, Lakewood &
Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz Chaim Jews, zaftig Jews, skinny Jews,
Fremeiners, Dinevers, Kook-ies, JTS, RJJ, HUC, HTC, MTJ,
BMT Jews, Celebrity Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews, NCSY Jews,
Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmai Jews, Fackenheim Jews,
Yitz Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews,
egalitarian Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zuger Jews, political
Jews, intellectual Jews, ignorant Jews, tomato Jews & orange Jews,
Shinui Jews, Shas Jews, Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews,
Russian Jews, Galitzianers, Litvaks, Polacks, Birthright Jews,
single Jews, married Jews, wish I was married Jews, Greener Jews,
Redder Jews, Scandinavian Jews, South of the Border Jews,
Italian Jews, Bald Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino Jews,
Ladino Jews, Jews in kapatas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals,
Jews in gym shoes, Jews in cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews,
Czech Jews, Jews on the Hungarian-Czech Border Jews,
Ashkenazim, Sefardim, Yemenite Jews, Afrikaaner Jews,
Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists, post-Zionists, Jews
with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern English Hebrew, Native
American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews, German Jews, Greek Jews,
Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Jews who like David Levy Jews , Wannabee Jews,
Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Panim Jews, Meesekite Jews,
Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka, Tzadikim, Baynonim, Rashaim,
Chacham-Tam- Ayni Yodea Jews, Chevramen & Forbisseners, kvetching Jews,
Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger, Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim, Levi'im,
Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, & Pashet Jews, Manchester, Melbourne,
Jerusalem and Toronto Jews, EVERY KIND of Jew in this vast Universe: [I
think they forgot Catholic Jews myself :)))]

May we all unite -- without a fight! -- and together ignite G-d's
great light.

May we see a sweet and blessed year together with a true peace.

Hannah

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