Friday, April 23, 2004
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Message: 12
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 15:40:16 -0000
From: "seekingchai"
Subject: Re: FW: Just Wait Till the Muslims See It
--- In AssocHebrewCatholics@yahoogroups.com, "Blisard, Frank"
wrote:
>
> Get back to me when you stop gagging!
Not gagging, but cracking up, definitely. You've all heard the joke of no
Palestinians during the time of Moshe Rabbeinu, right? LOLOL!
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Negotiations In Israel
The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning
of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime
Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story.
Arafat replies, "Of course."
The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites
came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40
years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were
thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared
before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of
the stream to do some bathing-including Moses.
When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was
missing. "Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.
"It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites
"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no
Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
"All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that
settled, let's begin our negotiations."
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Palestinian taqqiyah, taqqiyah, taqqiyah...now gagging...blech!
Hannah
Message: 12
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 15:40:16 -0000
From: "seekingchai"
Subject: Re: FW: Just Wait Till the Muslims See It
--- In AssocHebrewCatholics@yahoogroups.com, "Blisard, Frank"
>
> Get back to me when you stop gagging!
Not gagging, but cracking up, definitely. You've all heard the joke of no
Palestinians during the time of Moshe Rabbeinu, right? LOLOL!
-------------------------------
Negotiations In Israel
The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning
of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime
Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story.
Arafat replies, "Of course."
The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites
came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40
years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were
thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared
before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of
the stream to do some bathing-including Moses.
When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was
missing. "Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.
"It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites
"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no
Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
"All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that
settled, let's begin our negotiations."
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Palestinian taqqiyah, taqqiyah, taqqiyah...now gagging...blech!
Hannah
