Sunday, February 01, 2004
The Onion Dome: Orthodox News with a Twist
"Denver, Colorado, USA -- In a move which has ramifications and also eweifications for sheep consumption worldwide, vegetarian Greek restauranteur Bud ("St. Romanos the Melodist") Atheniki drew one step closer to offering tofu gyros in his Denver-based chain of vegetarian Greek restaurants, Athenian Gardens. His three different recipes for tofu gyros were made available for taste-testing at five of the 134 restaurants of the chain. 'As soon as we discover which the customers like the best, we will make that available at all of our restaurants,' informed Atheniki."
Oh my.
Oh my.
