Monday, December 08, 2003

The Onion Dome: Orthodox News with a Twist

"'The Rabbi's analysis is good enough for me,' chipped in Fr. John ('of Patmos') Johnson, rector of All Saints of Middle-Class America Orthodox Church (Rump OCA) in Takoma Park, Maryland. 'Which is why we get to eat Rice Krispy treats during the fasts! Yumm!'
'Is not good enough for COROC!' barked Fr. Vasiliy. 'Jewish rules are not Christian rules. This has been case since they kicked us out of synagogue in late First Century A.D.'
'You're not still sore about that, are you?' inquired our intrepid Onion Dome reporter."

Now that's hardcore.

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